"Mr.Li" (bobbbbbbbbbbby)
10/07/2014 at 18:33 • Filed to: None
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"Mr.Li" (bobbbbbbbbbbby)
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Last year I really wanted to go to the JFF (thats Jalopnik Film Festival, c'mon) but tix sold out basically immediately and I couldn't get my hands on them and even if managed to get one in my cart in during the 4.2 seconds they were available I couldn't have afforded to go back then. Now I drive a CTS V wagon, with a manual, which you may recognize from my !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! on the front page a few weeks ago.
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A lot has changed since then, I dropped the price, I started looking at the price tag of houses, but mostly the government started claiming I owe it money that I allegedly used to fund my college education (I'm calling bs on that one) and it turns out that a 556 horsepower wagon gets worse gas mileage than a loaded freight train doesn't get great gas mileage and isn't the cheapest thing for a guy like me to insure. So I'm selling my dream car. I also bought an extra VIP ticket to the JFF (Jalopnik Film Festival, remember). So now I officially own two things Jalops ought to love, 1 ticket for the JFF, and a manual V Wagon. If anyone is interested in procuring these two items I would be willing to sell the mega desirable super rare JFF VIP ticket and include -at no additional charge- a 2011 CTS V wagon, with all the beauty of the TR-6060 strapped to a monstrous 6.2 liter supercharged small block. (The ticket cost 43k but it comes with a free Caddy). If I somehow manage to not sell the ticket, I'll be taking the wagon to the JFF with a few other Jalops and we'll 'make it rain' at every Costco between here and New York and still have room for souvenirs.
I hope its not poor taste to peddle my humble ride on Oppo, more info on cars.com if you want to take the discussion offline, see ya'll at the JFF
macanamera
> Mr.Li
10/07/2014 at 18:37 |
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You are on Oppo. "Poor taste" and "CTS-V Wagon" do not belong in the same sentence. You have all the taste.
TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
> Mr.Li
10/07/2014 at 18:37 |
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I've got a deal for you then! I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for the ticket and CTS-V today.
thebigbossyboss
> Mr.Li
10/07/2014 at 18:37 |
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No I approve of putting your car here. We do it from time to time as long as it's not the ONLY thing you do. Welcome to Oppo Jalopnik Bob!
Big Bubba Ray
> Mr.Li
10/07/2014 at 18:53 |
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Not at all poor taste to offer your Caddy wagon on here! I tried to peddle my Baja Bug and then my road bike. I'd rather these things go to Opponauts before anyone else!
I'll give you $200 and a firm handshake for the car. We got a deal?